shirleychen:

I honestly don’t care about a lot of things anymore. I’m just trying to get by school and life.

believed:

no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride

they’re just like “i might break you”

no you foolish mortal

i have the strength of a thousand horses

please, place yourself upon my back

my life^

(Source: nitaabeast)

Anonymous asked: You're phat

love u too dildo

my entire life is just me “winging it”

(Source: hyperbolequeen)